Clay Valley Daily — Jun 6: Dimon Crowns Musk, Anthropic Bugs the NSA, Rivals Testify Together

Jamie Dimon calls Musk 'the Edison of our time' while hosting the SpaceX IPO roadshow — days after suing him for $162M. Anthropic embeds six engineers inside the NSA despite the Pentagon's own AI vendor ban. Then Altman, Amodei, and DeepMind's Suleyman sit side-by-side before Congress warning about AI bioweapons — powered by Google's $920M/month cloud deal. All in clay.

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